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Robert redinger
Award-winning novelist, messiah complexed webmaster, and self-appointed urban prophet, Robert achieved imaginary fame when he predicted the current state of everything, with impressively accurate estimations regarding the impending robot doom fueled by corporate algorithmic avarice. Once an ardent adherer to the ways of the Force as prescribed by George Lucas, he spent a good portion of his life pointlessly promoting an elfish work of fiction he swears no one on earth has read or cares to. Read more of his largely fruitless pursuits at his now defunct novelist website, RobertRedinger.com, a hub of no discernible activity whatsoever, influencing absolutely no one.
Currently, he is actively seeking contact information for Nicole Kidman with the intention of marrying rich so that he might partake of the impressive wealth she acquired while in pursuit of cinematic excellence in both the acting and producing ends of the industry, rather than reap the rewards of his own accomplishments.
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alex swingle
Formerly with CAIG, the Coalition Against Idiocy In Government, Alex is also a founding member of AGAIG, Advocates for Greater Awareness of Idiots In General. With all of the James Bond novels under his belt and likewise an encyclopedic knowledge of their filmic adaptations, his appointment as head of all Intelligence operations at SuspendThis.US is a testament to Organic Intelligence, a return back to basics with regard to placing
quasi-credentialed candidates in critical positions of governance.
While his nomination met some controversy, all branches of credible media outlets quickly underscored the fact that Bill Pulte, President Trump's handpicked choice for Director of National Security, with nothing remotely connected to the world of espionage on his resume, made Alex's more than cursory knowledge of spycraft stand head above shoulders against Pulte's puny legacy of irrelevant life experiences. Additionally, Alex is
a practitioner and vehement vocal proponent of Hedonistic Humanitarianism as originally introduced into Western culture by Christopher Burke O'Hara, noted scholar, author, philanthropist, whose teachings of Golden Rule Logic continue to spread throughout the global community and have been translated into many of the very famous languages typically studied at the high school level of education.
Dan Yu
After a valiant, but ultimately doomed, run for Senate, due to overly aggressive negative campaigning efforts conducted by his politically motivated special interest detractors, Dan returned to his role as CFO of SuspendThis.US in the fall of 2026. A self-made millionaire at the age of 34, Dan first entered mainstream awareness while an intern for a summarily forgotten New York assistant district attorney of scant historical significance, during which time he uncovered evidence that, aside from being wholly unqualified to hold their offices, most elected officials are, by even grammar school level standards, functionally illiterate.
His investigations and subsequent Exposes, widely published and endorsed by both national and international agencies of merit, earned him the title, first minted by New York Times Editor Lesley Smith (a sadly necessary pseudonym), "Earth's Greatest Educator."
His 2022, runaway best-selling authorial debut, "The Global Yawning Crisis: Undoing the Mass Stupefaction of a Nation," has been almost universally hailed as the single greatest contribution to socio-political discourse in more than half a century.
Replete with real-world examples of how the Educational Divide of 2020 ushered in a new Wild West epoch of lawless science and corruptive constructs of inane invention, the book, now an almost mandatory source material for all research projects at MIT, Harvard, and Oxford, explores how educators at every level of scholastic endeavor can work toward instilling in their student body the empowerment that comes through enhanced cerebral engagement.
CHRIS DA CUNHA
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Economist and popular trends forecaster, Chris holds among his impressive credits four licenses to practice law in the states of Caifornia, Vermont, Virginia, and Washington, where no law school attendance is required to attain such certification, allowing instead a measly apprenticeship to suffice for the standard educational process typically completed after years of study.
His nigh infallible ability to call a market crash decades before the event and his uncanny intuitive knack to discern within nano seconds how to respond to any economic downturn or upheaval of even tsunamic magnitude, first gained national attention during the 80's when, still in grammar school, his fifty-seven-page thesis detailing with laserlike precision the coming threat of A.I. and its unavoidable repercussions, won him the very first ever Junior Scholastic Recognition of Genius Award For Humankind Advancement.
A string of subsequent impressively acccurate prophecies of socio-economic import quickly earned him the rightful, monetarily fitting moniker of "The Money Magician," a term minted by Wall Street Journal's Editor-in-chief Mariah Smith (a sadly necessary pseudonym) and echoed throughout the halls of established finance.
A longtime friend and associate of Webmaster and SuspendThis.US Founder and CEO Robert Redinger, Chris has played an instrumental role in the necessary seismic shift that has moved Robert away from the culture of counterproductivity he once clung to and toward the more productive, societally engaging behaviors that continue to guide him on his now life-affirming path.
In a 2022 landmark decision by the Supreme Court, Chris made legal history as the first counselor of questionable legal credentials, at least as defined in 46 states, to successfully argue that reparations be made to the victims, and their families, of all geekish acolytes of George Lucas and his team of nerdish ne'er-do-wells for their gross negligence and cultish practices that have led to the systematic corruption of a nation of witless Jedi warriors gone wild.
The Class Action Suit, unprecedented by any universally accepted standards of commonsense, or even uncommonsense, yielded very little compensatory results, encountering considerable obstacles in its case for actual damages suffered and compounded interest accrued from alleged damages, but did set the stage for further discourse on what many consider the most curious development and contribution to litigation culture.
A string of subsequent impressively acccurate prophecies of socio-economic import quickly earned him the rightful, monetarily fitting moniker of "The Money Magician," a term minted by Wall Street Journal's Editor-in-chief Mariah Smith (a sadly necessary pseudonym) and echoed throughout the halls of established finance.
A longtime friend and associate of Webmaster and SuspendThis.US Founder and CEO Robert Redinger, Chris has played an instrumental role in the necessary seismic shift that has moved Robert away from the culture of counterproductivity he once clung to and toward the more productive, societally engaging behaviors that continue to guide him on his now life-affirming path.
In a 2022 landmark decision by the Supreme Court, Chris made legal history as the first counselor of questionable legal credentials, at least as defined in 46 states, to successfully argue that reparations be made to the victims, and their families, of all geekish acolytes of George Lucas and his team of nerdish ne'er-do-wells for their gross negligence and cultish practices that have led to the systematic corruption of a nation of witless Jedi warriors gone wild.
The Class Action Suit, unprecedented by any universally accepted standards of commonsense, or even uncommonsense, yielded very little compensatory results, encountering considerable obstacles in its case for actual damages suffered and compounded interest accrued from alleged damages, but did set the stage for further discourse on what many consider the most curious development and contribution to litigation culture.
Brian Pierce
An admitted Poseidon fetishist, former homeless activist and election night volunteer turned CUNY professor of American Indian Studies, Brian first crossed paths with Robert Redinger, then an underachieving wonder, during his second year teaching as an adjunct professor. Recognizing that Robert, while academically challenged, showed great promise as a budding demagogue of potentially unprecedented propagandic potential, Brian took a chance on Robert that resulted in, not only a friendship that has stood the test of time, but a nonpartisan partnership of patriarchal power and global influence that rivals even the most elite, imperialist, rich white guys.
In 2012, after a slew of rejections from virtually all established publishing houses and academic presses, Brian self-published what has become his seminal work, "How to Hoodwink an Indian: A Practical Guide to Chicanery and Guile," a hybrid historical treatise and con artist's how-to book. Crediting Robert's own failed attempt at literary fame with providing the impetus he needed to promote a book people would actually read, Brian has done everything within his growing sphere of influence to establish Robert's lackluster narrative about a group of well-intentioned elves as the go-to guide for geeks that Robert, to this day, still imagines it may one day become.
In a much-publicized statement that was for some years a source of contention between the two friends, Brian commented absent-mindedly, if not half-inebriated, "Rob's miserable failure was my great success. Basically, I took the lemons thrown at him in protest of his ridiculous story about elves saving the universe, threw them away because they were all rotten, and went to the store to buy good lemons, and then made excellent lemonade with all of the fresh lemons that I bought at the store."
After some heated exchanges in both print and televised media, the two finally came together in what remains the most watched episode of The View in recorded television history. Ranked the highest Nielsen ratings earner ever, breaking even the record previously set by the last episode of MASH, The View reunion episode remains a curiosity among social scientists and other adherents of commonsense.
While rarely photographed together, Brian and Robert both maintain they have left the past behind them and keep in touch as pals of at least frenemy-level association.
Donald J. Trump
First ever convicted felon to win the White House, Donald J. Trump is also the only president in our 250 years history to actually stage a coup against the Constitution after his failed bid for president in 2020. A Narcissist beyond compare, Trump's no-nonsense, sociopathic, send everyone to Ecuador to be tortured style makes most despotic rulerships look like democracies.